Until last Tuesday I thought sleep apnea was a smack upside the back of your head while you dozed off in class. Not the case. I attended my first sleep study and it not only closed my eyes, but it opened them as well. Apparently I have the Mount Everest of sleep apnea’s. My sleep doctor informed me that it’s possible that I haven’t slept a full night in years! Here I just thought it’s cause I like to party. To thumbnail it, I wasn’t aware that sleep apnea occurs when breathing passages constrict once you fall asleep. In short, it can get serious. So now I wait for my diagnostics to be reviewed and then I can get hooked up to a machine that makes me look vaguely like Dumbo. hey, if it makes me healthy, I’ll wear a lawn mower on my face. Sweet Dreams!